I need some of this. – Bryan Strawser

I need some of this. I’m confused though, does it help with Anal Itch? Toilet Paper Technology: “Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important. So I’ve designed ShitBegone with thousands of tiny micro-pockets, which actually lift away more feces per wipe than other leading brands”. [via Gregory] [Adam Curry: Adam Curry’s Weblog]