I need some of this. 

I need some of this.  I’m confused though, does it help with Anal Itch?  Toilet Paper Technology: “Here at ShitBegone, I know your ass is important. So I’ve designed ShitBegone with thousands of tiny micro-pockets, which actually lift away more feces per wipe than other leading brands”. [via Gregory[Adam Curry: Adam Curry’s Weblog]