Fuck PetsWarehouse. Morons in the News: PetsWarehouse.com Doesn’t Like When You Say Mean Things About Them. I’m a little scared to say anything about this… Robert Novak of PetsWarehouse.com has decided that he doesn’t like it when people talk about the quality of his products, and as opposed to providing competitive service, he chose to sue them, and won! This sets a horrible precedent for freedom of speech online. [Morons Dot Org]