The “Pull My Finger” Project. Something’s been weighing heavily on my mind for quite some time, and I think I’m finally ready to test my hypothesis. The question: “What if everybody in the world farted at the same time?” I’ll need your help, and can do nothing but assume that you’re going to participate unless I hear otherwise. At 4PM (Pacific) today, I need you to let loose and pass some gas. If my theory is correct, the planet will survive this influx in Pu (Stinkinium) gases. Not quite a noble gas, but respectable nonetheless. Thank you for your kind assistance. My suggestion? Grab a burrito or two for lunch. Careful not to push too hard – no solids are required for this experiment…. [C:PIRILLO.EXE ~ Chris Pirillo]