Last week, James Lileks writes in the Screedblog:
I can imagine in late 2001 asking a question of myself in 2005:
What’s the main story? The smallpox quarantine? Fallout from the Iranian – Israeli exchange contaminating Indian crops? A series of bombings in heartland malls?
“Well, no – the big story today has to do with soldiers mishandling terrorists’ holy texts at a detention center.”
Mishandling? How? Like, you mean, they opened it up without first checking to see if it was ticking, and it blew up –
“No, they handled it in a way that disrespected it. Infidels are supposed to use gloves.”
Oh. So we lost, then.